smallwig


a type of person that peter griffin refused to allow to dine in the family restaurant in the episode “no meals on wheels,” characterized as a goofy man with little hair speaking in a ridiculous voice – which gives the viewer no real idea of what a “smallwig” may actually be – and for some reason, is not defined anywhere on the internet (save for the 2 million search results returning offers for tiny wigs for people with tiny heads) which just proves once again that family guy is a stupid -ss cartoon sitcom that makes no f-cking sense and should have never been brought back on the air after it was cancelled the first time.
peter griffin: …all the movers and shakers and big wigs are going to eat here. but not the smallwigs.

“small wig”: hey, i’m hungry! i got a credit card!

audience: what?

seth mcfarland: -counts his stack of $5,000 bills-

sheknows: -p-ssed off that she wasted 20 minutes creating this entry when she could have been getting some work done-

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