Smarmite


the fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
he was so obsequious in his responses that i found myself in great need of a shower fearing i might catch smarmites.
the fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
he was so obsequious in his responses that i found myself in great need of a shower fearing i might catch smarmites.
when someone is being a smarmy c-nt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite
person 1: i think finds me annoying…
person 2: i wonder that about everyone
person 1: i know i dont find you annoying
person 2: i meant you =p
person 1: my arent we mr. smarmite today

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