smart enough to know how to do something, but too d-mned stupid to realize that you really shouldn’t be doing it.
my daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too d-mned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s-#t is going to happen! she is incredibly smarpid!
fear of f-cking cancer patients and getting a hairline like peyton manning dude if you keep f-cking the canver patients your gonna get manningphobia
lies coming either from president trump’s own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men. today the president’s trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.
fat and long inflatable c-ck girl:tom has a small d-ck tom: no it’s not, it’s falic (refering to a grower and not a shower)
- motorboating redwings
sticking your face between a ladys lower fun bags while menstrating and blowing hard allowing the cameltoes to wobble on your cheeks. i went motorboating redwings with the missus last night.
- the first time
the best fricking movie on the planet person 1: hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude? person 2: watch the first time its a 19532890494/10 must watch