Smart Dick


is when a douchebag named shane calls you a dumb d-ck because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. in reality you are not a dumb d-ck but a super intelligent woman as some who say a ‘smart d-ck’.
shane:” that was a good one you dumb d-ck”

intelligent woman: ” i am a smart d-ck thank you very much”

shane:” there is no such thing as a smart d-ck”

intelligent woman:” yes there is… don’t make me urban dictionary that sh-t”

Read Also:

  • Smartittude

    1: att-tude related to smart people 2: a rather dumb way to say intelligence. in this case, it can be spelled with one t. joe kept bragging to me about his iq of 150. he has such a bad case of smart-ttude. well, you’re not gonna beat me with your…smart-tude!

  • Ms. Body

    also referred to as “tha thickness” is a term used to describe voluptuous women who have a combination of thick thighs and big b-tt (and possibly big br–sts) and is used mainly when describing african-american or latina women as this is more of a natural trait for their respective races more so than caucasian, asian […]

  • smash pissers

    to smash p-ssers means to have s-x. hey, do you wanna go smash p-ssers? to have s-x. “you two smash p-ssers today?” or “i missed the bus cause we were smashing our p-ssers.”

  • DethrilBlade

    the sword belonging to the great king of awesome, an unbeatable bad -ss, and the last knight if the dethril order. n-body knows who he is, but soon the world shall scream his name for mercy and he shall stare back down at them and say only one word…”lulz” who the f-ck is dethrilblade?

  • DETTED

    when you reach out to someone and they reject you. -guy #1 waves to a girl and she doesn’t see him.- guy #2:bro you just got detted!


Disclaimer: Smart Dick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.