Smart Lag
more then just a lag, it comes at you when you least expect it or are in the middle of something important in a game or chat site, it dosen’t actually exist but when you lag a lot while important things are happening it’s considered a smart lag because the odds aren’t that small
wow player : yes im finally gonna get the loot from that boss, d-mn that guy’s about to steal it -lags-
-random person p-sses by and takes it-
-wow player stops lagging-
wow player : what the h-ll just happened?
wow player’s online girlfriend : i love you
-wow player starts lagging again and can’t say it back-
wow player’s online girlfriend : yeah sure don’t say it back. -waits- you’re just like my friends said, i hate men -runs off crying and blocks wow player from talking to her-
-wow player stops lagging-
wow player : oh god f-cking d-mn it i’m having smart lags again.
Read Also:
- Smashability
a ranking system of how f-ckable a girl is. this ranking system has to do with raw s-xual attraction and is not to be used as an overall ranking system. “hey mary is pretty hot.” “what’s her smashability level?” “its a solid 8.”
- smash ball
the most prized item in super smash bros brawl. this item floats around the screen and must be attacked by the players in order to break it’s shield. the smash ball’s shield diminishes over time, too. once a player shatters a smash ball, that player can then perform a final smash. player 1: “a smash […]
- smegmasaurus
sm-gm- that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a stegosaurus that ho has a sm-gm-saurus guarding her cave, ain’t n-body getting in there without a fight!
- Smeil
when you eat out a girl with a dip in. tony! i just smeiled my mom! and glazer!
- smell blind
suffering from the lack of olfaction, or an absence of the ability to smell. having anosmia. “mama, i can’t smell anymore!” “why son, you’ve gone smell blind!”