Smart Nips
when your friend is being so stupid and answering rhetorical questions, and responding seriously to sarcasm.
adam: oh g-d that sub was a total b-tch she gave us six pages of homework!
jake: actually, she gave us 4 pages and she was a nice woman.
adam: thanks… smart nips
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