using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the t-rd catcher
i took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to p-ss
- snow globe baby
when an adult has a, usually cute or adorable, baby face as if they had been stuck in an ageless snow globe. after tom had shaved his beard it was obvious that he was a snow globe baby.
- soft black
soft black is the s-xually inclined black, opposite of the violence inclined hard black. most recognizable by their voice sounding as if he was eating out a woman and his voice was traveling through her body out of her mouth. that guy is so soft black i think he is stealing my girlfriend and making […]
- soft sh*lling
when your p-n-s has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out. i keep soft sh-lling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first. when your p-n-s has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take […]
when someone spams multiple messages in the comment section of a blog, post, etc., instead of using one large message. “did you see what kevin was doing on my post?” “yeah, he was spammenting like crazy!” “i know, he kept typing his sentence word by word!”
- spluge monkey
is someone who has a fetish of playing with c-m after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random p-ssing strangers. dude, i was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. i am still cleaning my jacket!