Smartass Phone
a smart phone that has been “apped out” with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.
dude#1 g-d, i am going to smash josh’s phone if he plays that drama b-tton one more time.
dude#2 i hear you. he has turned it into a real smart -ss phone.
a smart phone who’s autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or im) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. if left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. common occurrence with iphones, but android and blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (eg: f-ck becoming duck)
jasmine: “we should totally get p-n-s today”
chelsea: “uhm, eww i don’t want p-n-s!”
jasmine: “p-n-s? i said pedis, i never said pen…. ohhhhh. i hate my iphone”
chelsea: “sureeee, now i know what you really want!”
jasmine: “it wasn’t me chelsea!! my iphone is being a smart-ss phone again”
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