smartass
a person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. a person who, on a regular bases, annoys the h-ll out of people with their sarcastic-att-tude.
you are in a chat:
crazychick: h-llo room.
you: why the f-ck are you talking to a room.. there are perfectly good people here.
crazaychick: f-ck you man d-mn smart-ss.
someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. a person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. a smart -ss is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( for terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see jerk, -sshole , idiot, fool etc.)
we were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up nick’s girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, ‘look buddy you mother is could never be this phat (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. nick’s such a smart -ss.
someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. see also: wise–ss, smart-aleck, etc.
random person: why is this forum so slow?
smart-ss: cause you came in… we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
a mule/donkey of unusual intelligence
that’s one smart-ss you got there
my smart-ss died
im gonna beat your smart -ss
someone who possesses superior intellect and wit and understands the reason behind and the purpose for satire in life.
she always knows when to insert humor to make him laugh, even when he’s b-mmin’. she’s such a smart-ss.
a person who just has to make everything make sense. speaking of which, smart-ss is a oxymoron because an -ss is a stupid person so smart-ss means “smart stupid person”.
(not exactly the opposite of dumb-ss because a dumb-ss really is an idiot but a smart-ss isnt neccessarily a genius)
i guess this definition makes me a smart-ss
a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.
“leanne is so funny, she’s just a big smart-ss”
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