Smartassia
a newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow h-m-sapians. it is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. it is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart -ss. this disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart -ss.
i made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart -ss and i could not resist or stop myself. all of my life i have been called smart -ss and smart alik. upon self examination i realized i have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smart-ssia. was also confirmed from my family smart -ss who also suffers from this unlikely disease.
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