Smartist


noun. a conservative artist.
(as opposed to an artist, which is a liberal artist. artists are stereotypically liberal, but a smart artist, or a smartist, is a conservative)
jack – i’m an artist!
bimpy- artists are crazy liberals.
jack- not me, i’m a smartist!

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