smartmusic
a software application that allows music students to play along with used to
help with practicing instruments and singing. its really annoying, especially when
your teacher sends you about 5 -ssignments a week, on top of your usual
homework. usually costs $100
ugh, i can’t come over today because i have smartmusic.
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