Smarty-Vag
(n) {in the case of female correcting female} one who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
usually a best friend.
(n) {in the case of female correcting male} a female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-d-ck.
girl1: i don’t think i understand that song.
girl2: and i though i was the blonde.
girl1: you are, but you’re also a smarty-vag!
girl2: c: you really think so?!
dude1: so i can’t complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
dude2: sounds like she’s a real smarty-vag. i don’t know if i could handle that…
dude1: i don’t know what it is man. she’s a mind ninja or something. i can’t resist.
dude2: she have any friends?
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