Smash Account


smash account: originally derived from the phrase “i got that b-tch on smash”, this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. a poor man’s little black book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading s-x-acts (see cincinnati bowtie & rusty trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. while smash accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.
“gave this b-tch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account”

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