Smash and Crash


to purposely become intoxicated and either p-ss out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite s-x at an appropriate social event.
“mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?”

“aye, i am pulling a ‘smash and crash’ tomorrow alex”

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