Smash City
the final destination of any successful collegiate night
ralph- “hey fool whats the deal with you and that girl tonight?” frank- “s— fool you already know i’m takin her to smash city tonight”
when you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!
after u pick up ur bro from jail.
jb- what were you doing last nite
db- was driving and got arrested for speeding
jb- why were you speeding
db- i was a 1/4mile from the house a girl in the front seat and all i seen was the house lit up in lights saying welcome to smash city above my bedroom!!!
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