smash off
to have s-x with and leave your partner immediately after you’re done
boy: ( zips up pants ) ” aight, i’m finna bounce i’ll get at you later ”
girl: ” that’s it? you jus gon smash off on me ”
for an action star to m-st-rb-t- using two sledgehammers during a scene in a movie set in ancient egypt.
abram: “d-mn, did you see the new directors cut of the scorpion king?”
layton: “what?”
abram: “the deleted scenes, dude!”
layton: “oh yeah?”
abram: “yeah dude, dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson totally did a smash off all over michael clarke duncan!”
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