Smash Yourself
to pleasure oneself s-xually. often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
example a
man what did you do sat-rday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
example b
hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? it feels like someone else is doing it.
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