smashed whale shit
1) an -n-log used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. possibly made in an attempt at sympathy –by an idiot.
mr. johnson: “hi hon, what’s for supper? have you seen my usb beer opener? whoa! honey! you look like a bag of freshly smashed whale sh-t.”
mrs. johnson: “go f-ck your hat randy; i’m sleeping with your little brother!”
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