Smashex
a smashex is royal naval slang for a night out on the town involving a lot of drinking and merry making. some sailors take this as an excuse to drink till they p-ss out or in some extreme case p-ss out and p-ss and sh-t themselves.
a smashex is often the cause of a sailor being late for work the next day because he woke up far away from his ship in the bed of a very ugly woman or in other cases in hospital.
alright shipmate! you up for a smashex tonight?
h-ll aye! i’m gonna drink till i sh-t myself!
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