smasheyes
fairly varied in it’s use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. violence and nudity can ensue.
i got so smasheyes last night, i tried to get off with my mum.
don’t look over there at him, he’s f-cking smasheyes, he’ll kick your f-cking head in…
let’s throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes
old smasheyes is back!
ahhhhh! i’m f-cking smasheyes!
fairly varied in it’s use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. violence and nudity can ensue.
i got so smasheyes last night, i tried to get off with my mum.
don’t look over there at him, he’s f-cking smasheyes, he’ll kick your f-cking head in…
let’s throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes
old smasheyes is back!
ahhhhh! i’m f-cking smasheyes!
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