smashface


to shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. pizza, burritos, doritos)
as i was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked p-ssed and said, “oh, you be gettin’ your smashface on.”
1.ugly -ss broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)
-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
the art of making out
jordan was playing smash face with that ugly wh-r-
when you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.
“i was checking out this girl in line. she was so hot, until she turned around. the b-tch had smashface!”
jared mc cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overp-sses.
hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.
an ugly -ss mother f-cking orc looking thing who got it’s face smashed in with a brick aka lauren grasher
eeeeeeee! i’m smash face! help me!
an ese(chinese,j-panese, vietnamese… basically anybody without eyelids)
look at that smashfaced ch-nk that just washed up on sh-r-.

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