smashkinger
adj., describing something (usually pertaining to ddr or computers) that a meteros-xual male would like to fondle.
noun., a meteros-xual male who has had, at some point, intercourse with a nentendo rock cd collection, and everybody knows it.
-~-this is in correspondance with mary’s original definition of the term.-~~-
1.)that’s a smashkingin’ ddr mat you got there, quinn!
2.)yo! smashkinger, my man! how’re your cd’s comin’ along?
1.noun.,a meteros-xual male who has been taunted by a member of the “colton” species
2.noun.,a meteros-xual male that has played ddr, and hasnt slept all night
3.verb.,to be fondling a ddr mat at a social function
1.oh my god, diggy, yoiu are such a smashkinger!.
3.quinn! stop smashkinging the mat. we have company.
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