smashtag


a tagged facebook photo where you’re so drunk you don’t remember the picture being taken.
jen: saw your pic on facebook from the club. you look pretty wrecked.

jess: i was at the club?

jen: must be a smashtag.

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    verb- a s-xual act in which a man is having s-x with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to -rg-sm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like smeagol from lord of the rings. “dude i smeagoled that b-tch so hard last night!” “we were smeagoling all night long.” […]

  • Smell Pocket

    a mysterious, invisible pocket of air that one enters while walking or driving that smells especially horrifying and rank compared environment one was walking or driving through just moments before. sniff, sniff: “what is that awful stench?” “tough it out, i think we’re just in a smell pocket.”

  • Smelly Cherries

    coating your b-lls in pot pourri and procedding to bash them all over your partners face johnny: man…we had a great time, i f-cked her hard and then she asked for the smelly cherries. matt: true…true

  • Smilkshake

    a blended mixture of sm-gm- and milk. similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name). in the fraternity’s new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the v-g-n-s of nasty old women.

  • smelly gooch

    a gentlemens gooch area that happens to be smelly “d-mn, did you see john’s gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy’s which happens to have a flowery scent.”


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