Smatchmo


from the animated series “home movies”, season four, episode called “honkey magoo”; jason wants to call the lost dog “smatchmo the trumpeteer”; alluding to “satchmo” aka louis armstrong, a famous jazz trumpeter.
“i want to name him smatchmo the trumpeteer.”
1)-a ‘smatchmo’ is a disgusting being that uses it’s own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it’s victom whole. a smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-dumb female security guard.
stop fooling around, ‘smatchmo’ is coming.

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