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  simple phrase for a girl wanting to f-ck the sh-t out of a guy. dude, she totally wants to smear your gear! i’m pretty sure she wants to smear your gear, brah!

• smeggy

  used to describe something that smells bad or something that appears to be rotting and disgusting. ie. “your feet smell smeggy” really dirty foreskin some love it some dont sm-gm- man ur c-cks smeggy its making me moist!!! u filthy c-nt go wash that smeggy c-ck!! dirty foreskin coverd in old hard smelly c-m go […]

• Snack Bracket

  pertaining to the dating rule of “half your age plus seven” to denote potential mates of a socially acceptable age. those within an acceptable age range for engaging in an intimate relationship with. mary: check out those hot guys outside of the university centre… janine: no way man. those guys are in first year. completely […]

• Snail Eyes

  when somebody is so f-cked they have inadequate eye usage steve is so stoned he has snail eyes steve is so hungover he has snail eyes a man’s inability to ‘get it up’ at a time in which he needs to be performing. also known as ‘snail eye syndrome’ if it is a constant reoccurrence. […]

• Grock-retarded

  adjective to describe: 1) a guy who can’t seem to understand when a girl isn’t interested in him 2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like cr-p (see green chick) 3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because […]

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