SMCPH
a more colorful way to express one’s disgust or disappointment while shaking one’s head. a variation of smh meaning “shaking my cotton picking head” as used by southerners and actors in wild west movies.
so did you hear that michael is wearing a zoot suit to the prom?
a zoot suit? what is that?
like it has ginormous shoulder pads and lapels you can see from outer sp-ce and pant legs you can’t sew together until he actually puts them on.
that’s ridiculous! smcph
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