SMD O’clock


the time of day, month, or year when a bro needs a bl-w j-b
derived from the latin abbreviation s.m.d= suck me d-ckitus which translates into suck my d-ck in modern day english.
male: yo honey, let me take those pants off
female: not now, carlos, it’s my time of the month
male: time of the month? girl its smd o’clock!

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