SMDIAD
acronym for “slam my d-ck in a door”
when you see/read/hear/think something thats sickens you so badly that you would rather slam your d-ck in a door than see/read/hear/think whatever it was.
1 : imagine your parents doing it.
2 : no thanks, i’d rather smdiad!
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