Smeagle-Dwarves
smeagle-dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the bas-m-nts of people who play world of warcraft. someone who plays world of warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. they usually provide the wow player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. with out the wow player, the smeagle-dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the wow player.
hey, what were those small creature i just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
oh, you must mean my smeagle-dwarves. his name is steve.
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