smearfaceblanketmonster


a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath m-ssive piles of blue cloth. it is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. they are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can’t help themselves.
the smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.

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