smeezer


1.)a dirty woman who sleeps around with random guys from the clubs.
2.)walks the streets of reading and gets guyz.
3.)dresses dirty, does dope, doesnt take showers and still think she looks good!
4.)all the above and a girl that turns her back on her girls to get their man!
“look that smeez sittin over there tryin to get with my man”

“shut up you stupid smeez, you trying to get with my man!”
a dirty sl-t.
carissa…
dipadova.. is a smeezer.
when a sm-tty woman takes her sl-tiness to the level of a skeezer.

i.e. when a sm-t meets skeezer you have a smeezer.
yoooo slim you see that jawn over there, she looking right.

the honey looking better than right playa! with those painted on jeans and halter with no bra she lookin’ sm-tty!

slim i’m thinking she’s a skeezer.

listen here she’s beyond a sm-t or skeezer she’s a smeezer the perfect one nighter……

i’ll be back going to get at this,
i bet she’s easy like sunday morning bro…

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