smegg nog
a spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and -j-c-l-t-. to prepare; pour cream into your partner’s mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
jason: “sarah, what’s your favorite thing about the holidays”
sarah: “hmmm… well, i love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your sp-nky smegg nog!”
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