smegma paintbrush
the act of puking on someone’s chest and then wiping the vomit around with your scr-t-m.
guy #1: that girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a sm-gm- paintbrush.
guy #2: what the f-ck is that?
guy #1: well, i’m… i’m not proud.
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