Smegmorize
1.everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! i forgot/lost my wallet
person 1. “dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food.”
person 2.”oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me.”
person 1. ” dude, you just totally smegmorized me!”
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