smegnant


derived from sm-gm-; the condition in which the foreskin or v-g-n- where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms
chick: omg, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot’s d-ck and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
dude: i’m smegnant

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