smegnoid
generally, the region located between the scr-t-m and the -n-s. specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of sm-gm- and hemorrhoids in one rotten location.
largely known as taint or gooch.
because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of -ss grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.
noun – a pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.
used among friends: hey, did smegnoid show up at work today?
used on target directly (female on male): yo smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-d-ck the f-ck out of my face!
used on target directly (male on female): d-mn wench, i ain’t eating that sh-t! your a smegnoid!
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