smegster


a celtic god
oh smegster lay me
a celtic demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
a celtic demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
oh smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg sh-ll like heads!
somebody who makes funny noises in lectures, in a vain attempt to annoy the professor.
mark, stop masturbating, dr f–k-ss is trying to explain delayed prime integrations!!!

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