Smellanie


a cancerous growth of a girl that feeds on the happiness of others, until there is no more left in the entire world for anyone. one of the causes of the downfall of western civilization.
dude, you really have to break up with that girl, she’s a smellanie.
-totall bf
-rad rader
-less of a sl-t then you would think
-real keeper
-dope iller
-80s fan
that rad babe is like a totall smellanie

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