smerf



to hit someone in the face with your p-n-s (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing
i pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know j-zz can give you pinkeye?
a f-ck-ng dirty -ss sl-t. a wide set v-g-n- and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.
“dude, i went to this girls house and when i walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, i asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had d-cks 5 inches or bigger………….whatta smerf”
to smell or fondle a person’s hair in an amorous fashion.
did you just smerf me?
originally from san francisco ca. a cool group of kids that do smerkish stuff and get away with it.
those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.
(v.) to put a blue food dye in a woman’s v-g-n- when f-ck-ng without her noticing
man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. d-mn was she p-ss-d when she found out. lol
a d-mn communist
the smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your tv. those d-mn color changing communist!

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