Smet
a derogatory term for one who has s-xual intercourse with nurses and weasels.
tristan from “the gilmore girls” is a smet.
same move every time
a victory in a video game due to a boring opponent using the same winning combo every f-cking time.
smet.
k-man: ha ha, look another perfect defeat by sophita.
me: looked more like smet to me.
k-man: you’re probably right col.
a small insignificant person who’s soul purpose in life is self gratification at the expense of others. can also be equated to a wet piece of sh-t stuck to one’s -ss hair. when used to describe a person, an utterly useless individual, a mistake in birth, a random event of a wolf f-cking a frog. when used as a verb, describes an instance in which a simple task is f-cked up beyond all recognition or fubar.
nick’s been p-ssing me off lately; he’s acting like a f-cking smets.
“f-ck, i just pulled a f-cking smets.”
same move every time
yes, this is what it means emphatically and without a doubt.
usually perpetrated by close friends who wish they could be a “gamer” like you (me) and pull off moves they can only dream about before squirting in their sheets.
see also s.m.e.f.t. & s.m.m.e.t. !!!!
slight variation on original, usually thrown around a room when said friends (colski) multi-tap b-ttons in a mad frenzy trying to defeat opponent looking very stooopid and flid-like.
colski: hah i beat cha ya butch !!! (panting frantically as if running from the kkk in georgia, not noticing that fingerprints have been burn off and game-pad has been melted into a new shape)
k man: well what do you expect when you use the b-tton constantly ? smet m-th-f-cker smet !!!
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