Smetch


1. a personal sketch made for a friend for fun and may not be very good.
2. a trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the garbage pail kids, that is stolen from a store display.
1. i want some smetches, lol, they are so bad -ss.
2. i am gonna try to draw for my friend a smetch.
1. a personal sketch made for fun and may not be very good.

2. a trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the garbage pail kids, that is probably stolen from a store display.
1. i want some smetches, lol, they are so bad -ss.

2. i busted open a case of gpk and all i got was a cr-ppy smetch.
3. i am gonna try to draw a smetch for my buddy.
the feeling you get when your stomach sinks to your -rs- hole about some vitally important thing you were supposed to do.

equally you may also experience a smetch when a larger, harder man approaches you for a fight and your -rs-hole expands in fear.
“dude i was driving in my car and i hit an old woman last night”

“no way dude”

‘yeh! i was smetch as f-ck!’

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