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sh-t myself in a violent outburst of laughter, then i threw up my entire breakfast from yesterday all over my monitor. my co-workers all looked at me and my pants are soaked with urine from laughing so hard…
i was smiavoolt-tumebfyaommmcwalamampaswurflsh-ing at your joke
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