smifed
when a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.
ann (hot): i think i like you!!!
george (ugly): yeah i think i like you, but i thought some hot guy liked you.
ann (hot): yeah, but i choose you!
later that day…
neil: shiiit, i got smifed..
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