smike


in late 2008/early 2009, the east coast mcdonalds of the north sh-r- became the birthplace of the act we now know as ‘smiking’.
to smike is to congregate at a common place of gathering such as a parking lot, gas station or even a local park, at indecent hours of the morning and smoke whilst talking about things ranging from girls, games, highschool nostalgia, drugs and cars.

notable smikers include the b-tchin’ lee and woljin. smikers are predominantly male but there have been cases noted where a smike-partic-p-nt (ie: smiker) was female.
a: let’s smike
b: nah, already had shower and in pjs
a: well f-ck you too
another word for bludgeon or beat.
i tried to smike that girl by thwaping her in the face with my errection, but i guess i wasn’t hard enough…
a derogatory term to describe a tall poor white gorky skinny male. the origins come from the popular 19th century charles d-ckens novel nicholas nickelby.
that boy is some smike. look at how bruck down his clothes are.
another word for i have absolutely no idea.

also, a subst-tute for the word ‘smirks.’ you can use this also just as smike, however, smikes sounds 10 times cooler than smike.
rhyala: we’ll find you someone to shave. -smikes-
mark: smikes?
emo: wtf is smikes
a crybaby -ss b-tch.
ohhh my gosh!! stop being such a smike!
to hit someone with a microphone so violently, they are soon murdered.
and so g-d smikered the small village of mir for placing onions on his burger. he does not care for onions.
a person’s left nostril.
put that in your smike and poke it!!

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