smilace
a mix between “smile” and “grimace,” a smilace is the face you make when congratulating a friend on her engagement – to the the man you love; when you’re handed back a test with a failing grade and a note in red teacher handwriting: “what happened?” and a frowny face; when someone says, “oh, weren’t you invited?” the pained expression used when one can’t cry; well familiar to teenage girls.
good friend: “what’s wrong?”
teenage girl: -swallow- “what do you mean?”
good friend: “back there, talking to gemma. you had a total smilace.”
teenage girl: “sh-t. you’re right…as always…” -breaks down crying-
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