smile job
when someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
the purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.
“i just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!”….-hysterical laughter-
i just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!
a bl-w j-b from a woman with a very large gap between her front two teeth. also known as “falling into the gap”
“that b-tch in the alley has large buck teeth that a smile job from her just ain’t worth it!”
someone who creates a specific smile gives a smilejob.
the smilejob on her face after she performs oral s-x on him.
or
the regulation smilejob he or she always gives their bosses…
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