Smilezoned


when you approach a member of the opposite s-x to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.
robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. she briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. one turned to him sympathetically and said, ‘smilezoned again?’ a dejected robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.

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