Smilin’ Dave


a person who behaves with exaggerated phoniness in social situations. can be a noun, adj. or verb.
“i hate parties because i get sick of having to smilin’ dave for hours.”

“i freaked out and had to leave because i got accosted by five smilin’ daves trying to get me to take the scientology test.”

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