Smiling Commando


when a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
guy 1: dude look at that over there. that b-tch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

guy 2: she should’ve put on some d-mn underwear. wh-r-.

guy 1: thank g-d she didn’t :d

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